CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTERJean stepped porously out into the hot sunshine, and admired Kristine's elbow. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a disgusting sight."
Kristine climbed off the hill and walked sexily across the grass to greet her lover. Jean patted Kristine on the vagina and then tried to punch her quietly, but without success.
"That's all right," Kristine said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not radiant," Jean. "Not as radiant as the time we punched in a Las Vegas wedding chapel."
Kristine nodded huskily. "We were raunchy back in those days."
"Our crotches were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Jean said. "Everything seems lovely and fuggin' nasty when you're young."
"Of course," Kristine said. "But now we're red, we can still have fun. If we go about it sheepishly."
"Sheepishly?" Jean said . "But how?"
"With this," Kristine said and held out a wonderful bunny. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to punch."
Jean swallowed the bunny at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to punch sheepishly. They punched like flopping dead fish upon the sea floor. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
KRISTINE WHY WAS I PATTING YOUR VAJAYJAY LMAAAAAOOOOO
And oh god what were we doing with our crotches when we were young?!? YOU HAVE DEFILED ME SO
I CRIED TO THE POINT WHERE MY STOMACH STARTED ACHING oh god why Kristine why would you feed me Cinnamon D:
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes
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98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes
but hta'ts okay becasue i will try and domy bese becasue ryutarou was like meonce andhe made it through and he''ls a sucfces ful guy now isn 't he? and i can do thadt too right?
onef cy it will all be beter i think and i will feel better abotu myself if i just work hard, i jusdt have to ge tmy ass in gear. but it's reaaly hard becasue sometiems i thinkg life is not wor thliving, but i have the suppoort of a coupole of poeople and i thin that will be enough for nodw.
I can't expet very much because i'm a pretty unlikeable pesron and i'm kidn of ean sometimdes too. btju i'jm working on that and i want eve ryone to thiknk that i a mworhtwile.
thnak you for keepign me alives and giving me the strenght to keep on living because i really tdo think abotu ending it all a lot but i never ngo though with it beasue o fthosue tfew people who give me a reason to live.
tnhis is reallyk pathesitci nd i 'm sorry for talking to you when i'm dru nki but t his is how i really feel so good byue! i hoep you hav ve nice days too and i am going to do my best to be happy even if i have no one to love me and my mother doesn't accep tme for who i am and none of my friends nkow what i going thorugh, it's okay bheause i havefar away people who cfan relate and do their bvest to keep me laisve, and i'm happy with that
thanjk you i lovee youuuu <3
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I'm in the library right now because my computer is poop and oh my god I nearly cried from reading your comment. THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK and dangit wow that touched my heart ;///w///;
Why would I spend so many days of my life lying to you? I hope you realize that I really do care for your happiness and safety! All I ever wanted was for you to do your best, Guupiguupitan. I never asked for anything more, or anything less.
TRY YOUR HARDEST YOU ALCOHOLIC, ilu D: ♥
....I really did mean that, though, every word. I probably could have conveyed it in a more intelligent way ahahah x:
When I look back at some of the thoughts that go through my head they seem really silly, but I guess I'm just naturally a paranoid person. D: There's just been so many times when people that I've trusted and relied on have let me down or stabbed me in the back so it's hard for me to really believe that anyone cares about me.
...And I should stop pouring my heart out on your DA page, sorry sorryyyy
I'MA TRY NOT TO SCREW THINGS UP and not engage in drunken commenting yes sir.
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